Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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