I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
