I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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