it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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