we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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