I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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