so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You made out with two different species that night
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
