official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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