When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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