Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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