butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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