just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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