Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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