Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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