I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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