I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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