she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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