If i could tip my vagina, i would.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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