Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Ladies don't puke and tell
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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