I'm lost and stupid without you.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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