just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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