We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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After tacos, we're chasing women.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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