he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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