Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Just pee around me
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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