Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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