her vagina looked like bernie madoff
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Blood and glitter go together right?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I smell like Dick and happiness
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