Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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