All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My cat gives me a boner
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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