susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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