I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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