Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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