no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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