are you so shy because you have an std?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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