Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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