evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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