I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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