They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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