We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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