I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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