We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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