Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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