My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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