we have officially lost it.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
These tits shall not be calmed
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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