hell yes lets make some ravioli
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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