not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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