the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Randomize
