sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!