I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
i think my cat just said my name.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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