dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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