Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
And then he peed in my hair
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