My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
