Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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