Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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