Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
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Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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