i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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