he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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